Grand Prize:

Alcoholic Nonymous 1 - 353 points

(146 bonus points earned for extra donations, roping in strangers and generally amusing tsars & gnomes)

Runner Up:

We Love The Little Brown People - 330 Points

(95 bonus points earned!)

Best Team Spirit:

A Bunch of Boobs

(a.k.a. the Boob Hat team)

Best Team Costumes:

Barroom Blitzed

Jackass Move of the Day:

Pirates of the Potomac

(one guy ate 17 packets of ketchup!!)

Remaining teams (by points accumulated):

3) Once We Were Scavengers - 326 (six tasks!)

4) I Want To Be On You - 321

5) DC Sports Stars - 319 (six tasks!)

6) Brigit and the Public Intoxicants aka Chia Pets - 302 (seven tasks!!!)

7) Mr. T's Whiskey Business - 301

8) The Price is Wrong, Bitch! - 296

9) A Bunch of Boobs - 295

10) Roaming Gnomes - 289 (six tasks and vicious sabotage!)

11) Runaround Sues - 285

12) Milk Was a Bad Choice - 274 (six tasks!)

T-13) Carousers with a Cause - 273 (six tasks!)

T-13) Chaz Tenenbaum - 273 (six tasks!)

T-13) Tripping Dorothy - 273

16) Underpants Go UNDER Your Pants - 272 (seven tasks!!!)

17) Gardeners and Ho's - 262

18) I'll Take the Physical Challenge - 262 (runner up for best team spirit)

19) The Olympletes - 257

T-20) Paris Hilton's Spiritual Advisors - 253

T-20) Robots in Disguise - 253 (six tasks!)

22) Nevernudes - 233 (who were sometimes partially nude, but never nude)

23) Anti-Tourism Coalition - 232

24) Golf Pros and Tennis Ho's - 227

25) Five P's of the Apocalypse - 223

26) Planey Unicorn Heyyyy!!! - 222 (runner up for best team spirit)

27) Royal Tit-n-Bums - 220 (dirty deeds for points and great hat for Ellen)

T-28) Roman Sex Offenders - 219 (saran wrap costume runner up)

T-28) Walk of Shame - 219

30) Search and Rescue - 215

31) Vandalay Industries - 206

T-32) Wild Rovers - 204

T-32) Pirates of the Potomac - 204

34) Dos Equis and Heineken Light Models - 199

T-35) Off in the Park - 195 (nobody beats them!)

T-35) Children Left Behind - 195

37) Barroom Blitzed - 192

38) National Lampoon's DC Vacation - 189

39) Push the Fish - 178

40) Beer Run - 172

41) Cool Kids - 165

42) Feer and Bood - 153

43) Team America - 125

44) Pajama Party - 88 ( runner up for DFL prize!)

DFL) Alcoholics Nonymous 2 - 26 points

Average points earned per team: 234