Here’s how long it took each team to finish (hours:minutes, after time credits applied) and whether they ran the Racer Course (approximately 4 miles) or the Leisure Course (approximately 3 miles).


  1) 1:02 - Nuptial Pooches (Racer) (Earned 22 minutes of time credits!)

  2) 1:13 - The Hoover Family From New Mexico (Leisure) (18 minutes of time credits)

  3) 1:19 - Team Punisher (Racer) (Special Sabotage Honors - Upon learning all details of activities, the Board realizes it should have given Punisher the Sabotage prize for their fake checkpoints requiring teams to sing Britney Spears songs)

  4) 1:20 - The Pavement Posse (Leisure)

  5) 1:21 - The Merry Pranksters (Racer) (15 minutes of time credits)

  6) 1:23 - The Pancake Family (Racer) (Best Costume/Cart Award)

  7) 1:28 - Dunno/Smurfolicious (Racer)

      1:28 - Shaolin Psychos and Dykos (Racer) (17 minutes of time credits)

  9) 1:31 - Ninja Turtles (Leisure)

      1:31 - The Tilbites (Racer)

11) 1:32 - Monument (Racer)

12) 1:36 - Homeless Homewreckers (Leisure)

      1:36 - The Friendship (Racer)

      1:36 - DanielLynn's Daddies (Racer)

15) 1:38 - Sloppy Miss Moonshine (Leisure)

16) 1:39 - Sake Bomb Special (Leisure)

      1:39 - Seamen of the Shenandoah (Racer)

      1:39 - The Lipsticks (Unknown course)

19) 1:40 - Bringin’ Sexy Back (Leisure)

      1:40 - Team Fast Donkey: Tokyo Drift (Racer)

      1:40 - Pseudo Heroes (Unknown course)

22) 1:43 - Bearded Boob Doctors (Racer)

      1:43 - Famdamly (Racer)

      1:43 - Little Miss Sunshine (Leisure)

      1:43 - Sugar and Spice (Racer)

26) 1:44 - Bratwurst Orange (Racer)

      1:44 - Ehyyy (Racer)

      1:44 - The Astronuts (Racer)

      1:44 - The Jamaican Bobsled Team (Leisure)

30) 1:45 - The Physical Challenge (Racer)

31) 1:46 - Durable Goods (Racer)

      1:46 - Irish Cart Bombs (Racer)

33) 1:47 - The Worst Joke Ever (Racer)

      1:47 - World Police (Racer)

35) 1:48 - Beltway Bandits (Leisure)

      1:48 - Roadkill (Racer)

37) 1:49 - Dirty Double Dare (Racer)

      1:49 - Odin's Red Monkey Balls (Racer)

39) 1:50 - Ready to Blow (Racer)

      1:50 - Walking the Plank (Leisure)

41) 1:53 - Almost Perfect Strangers (Leisure)

42) 1:54 - Booze Crews (Racer)

43) 1:56 - Gummi Bears (Racer)

      1:56 - Jane Fonda's Workout Presents Fun House Fitness: The Fun House Funk (Leisure)

      1:56 - The Britney Spears DC! True Hollywood Story (Leisure) (31 minutes in time credits!)

46) 1:57 - Bauer's International School for Agents who Can't Fight Good and Want to Learn to Kick Ass Better (Racer) (Nice job handing out "secret advance info on the bars", plus special mention for webmaster's favorite team name)

      1:57 - Cool Runnings (Leisure)

      1:57 - Need for Speed (Racer)

49) 1:58 - Rum Runners (Leisure)

      1:58 - The Knockouts (Racer)

51) 1:59 - Rocket in my Pocket, featuring Maya the Bee (Racer)

52) 2:01 - The Rainbow Brites (Racer)

53) 2:02 - Kabobfest (Racer)

54) 2:03 - Curse of the Pink Pearl (Leisure)

      2:03 - Floccinaucinihilipilified (Leisure)

56) 2:04 - 25 Years of Pac-Man (Leisure)

      2:04 - Flying Spaghetti Monster Brigade (Leisure)

      2:04 - Lust in Space (Racer)

59) 2:06 - The Zoo (Leisure)

60) 2:09 - Leans Left Throws Right (Racer)

61) 2:16 - Banana Hammock Experience (Leisure)

62) 2:18 - The Immaculate Collection (Racer)

63) 2:19 - Idiots on Ice (Leisure)

64) 2:29 - Ruma's Gang Bang Chili (Unknown course)

65) 2:46 - As ridiculous as we can get it!!! (Racer) (Featuring scary Hello Kitty underwear guy)

LAST PLACE - Rock Rowdies (Leisure) (David I Redmin Memorial “Last Team to Arrive” Prize)


Finish Time Unknown (no timecard or didn’t check in at finish):

* Carts Of Brooklyn Racing Association (COBRA) (and its DC Auxiliary Unit) (Racer)

* DR KLOMPULOUS & THE KLOMPUBINES (Racer)

* Over the Hill but Under Your Girlfriend (Racer)

* Papal Perves (Leisure)

* Pirates of the Potomac (Racer)

* Ye Bloody Pacers (Racer)

* Battle for Infinite Justice (Unknown course)

* Dalmation Nation (Racer)

* Death and Taxes (Racer)

* Hawaiian Huskies (Unknown course)

* Rat Busters (Racer) (Loved your sweet dance moves at 2nd checkpoint!)

* Scrubs (Leisure)

* Team ABC (Racer)

* The Boar Shanks (Leisure) (Sorry your timecard was stolen!)

* The Yes Men (Racer)

1st Place (Racer Course): Nuptial Pooches

1st Place (Leisure Course): The Hoover Family From New Mexico

Best Costume/Cart: The Pancake Family

Best Sabotage: Carts Of Brooklyn Racing Association (COBRA) (and its DC Auxiliary Unit) (had their trophy stolen when they weren't paying attention)

Best Team Spirit: Papal Perves (for completing the race with painfully injured teammate.  Honorable Mention for Best Costume/Cart)

Bar Tsar vote for Nicest Team:  DR KLOMPULOUS & THE KLOMPUBINES

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Your 2007 Idiotarod Winners, Nuptial Pooches

Photo by Brian Knight / Will Ramos Photography