Here’s how long it took each team to finish (hours:minutes:seconds).


1) 1:21:30 - Save NOLA

2) 1:26:30 - Mario Kart (tie decided by dance off)

3) 1:26:30 - Pick Chris and Pete (by dance off)


4) 1:27:30 - Shaolin Subliminal

5) 1:29:00 - Team T

6) 1:29:00 - Regal Beagle

7) 1:35:00 - Nacho Libre

8) 1:37:30 - Tom Selleck Experience

9) 1:38:30 - Blue Light Special

10) 1:41:00 - Columbia Cobras

11) 1:46:30 - Pattycakes

12) 1:47:00 - 11th Hour

13) 1:47:30 - Chantilly Lace

14) 1:49:00 - Fast Donkey

15) 1:57:30 - Double Down

16) 2:00:00 - Time of the Month Groceries

17) 2:02:00 - The Fancy Lads

18) 2:02:30 - Pastafarians from Heaven

19) 2:04:30 - Witty Team Name

20) 2:10:00 - Pleistocene Dream Team

21) 2:46:30 - Jungle Fever (generous estimate on finish time)


Our apologies to team Jennifer Wilbanks Rescue Squad - we couldn’t read the numbers on your timesheet, but we estimate you finished somewhere in the top 10.

BEST SABOTAGE AWARD:  Blue Light Special

BEST TEAM COSTUME / SPIRIT AWARD:  Tom Selleck Experience (not present to accept award, so runners-up The Fancy Lads took this one home)

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